I'm sadly hoping that one of the following things might impress you (!).
1. If you're into underground/anarchist art and performance poetry this will impress you - I once supported Attila The Stockbroker (and he really liked my stuff and was kind enough to say so during his set).
2. If your a folky type you might be impressed with this - I supported NickHarper to a packed crowd in The Limelight club in Crewe.
3. If you're under 20 I'm hoping you will die with excitiment at this piece of information - Ant and Deck (who had been performing at the Lyceum theatre in Crewe) danced to my band and songs at a gig at The Three Lamps next to the theatre after their show.